Metric System for Stuff You Don't Usually Measure By Dr. Jonas Brothers

Thought for the Day: Pag may natitipuhan kang someone at ang age mo ay 18 or below... Tawag diyan "CRUSH". Pag "of legal age" ka na, tawag diyan "LUST".

I have had this idea going thru my head for sometime now. Sometimes questions like "Ganyan ka ba talaga ka gago?" or "Ano nanamang lebel ng kabaklaan yang kalokohan mo?" My metric system hopes to provide you with the answers to such questions in with more quantitative accuracy for a better grasp of inquired "kagaguhan", "kabaklaan", etc. I will also note that the units of measurement presented herewith havebeen customized to suit familiarity for my set of friends. If you have equivalents of such people in your barkada kindly replace these names with your counterparts.

GAYNESS:

2 BADING= 1 SYDRICKS

1000 SYDRICKS = 1 MEGASYDRICK

10000 MEGASYDRICKS = 1 RUSTOM

EVIL:

100 EVIL THOUGHTS = 1 TOMI

100 TOMIS = 1 CENTITOMI

JOLOGS:

1 BADUY = 1 JOLOGS

100 JOLOGS = 1 JORGE

1000 JORGES= 1 MEGAJORGE

TORPE:

5 TORPES = 1 FRANKLIN

10 FRANKLINS = 1 WESLEY

KAPAL NG MUKHA:

500 MM. = 1 MARK

EMONESS:

10 EMOS = 1 HUBS

10 HUBS = 100 CENTIHUBS

10000 CENTIHUBS = MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

HOTNESS:*

100 MACHO POINTS= 1 DULAY

-100 MACHO POINTS = 1 DULAY

(* UNDER CONTEST. HINDI PA KAMI SURE KUNG MANINIWALA KAMI SA KWENTO NI DULAY AT SA SINABI NG POKERS NYA.)

That is all for now.. We will continue chapter one of the galaxy's next top jedi after this.

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-Dr. Jonas Brothers