Metric System for Stuff You Don't Usually Measure By Dr. Jonas Brothers

Thought for the Day: Pag may natitipuhan kang someone at ang age mo ay 18 or below... Tawag diyan "CRUSH". Pag "of legal age" ka na, tawag diyan "LUST".

I have had this idea going thru my head for sometime now. Sometimes questions like "Ganyan ka ba talaga ka gago?" or "Ano nanamang lebel ng kabaklaan yang kalokohan mo?" My metric system hopes to provide you with the answers to such questions in with more quantitative accuracy for a better grasp of inquired "kagaguhan", "kabaklaan", etc. I will also note that the units of measurement presented herewith havebeen customized to suit familiarity for my set of friends. If you have equivalents of such people in your barkada kindly replace these names with your counterparts.

GAYNESS:

2 BADING= 1 SYDRICKS

1000 SYDRICKS = 1 MEGASYDRICK

10000 MEGASYDRICKS = 1 RUSTOM

EVIL:

100 EVIL THOUGHTS = 1 TOMI

100 TOMIS = 1 CENTITOMI

JOLOGS:

1 BADUY = 1 JOLOGS

100 JOLOGS = 1 JORGE

1000 JORGES= 1 MEGAJORGE

TORPE:

5 TORPES = 1 FRANKLIN

10 FRANKLINS = 1 WESLEY

KAPAL NG MUKHA:

500 MM. = 1 MARK

EMONESS:

10 EMOS = 1 HUBS

10 HUBS = 100 CENTIHUBS

10000 CENTIHUBS = MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

HOTNESS:*

100 MACHO POINTS= 1 DULAY

-100 MACHO POINTS = 1 DULAY

(* UNDER CONTEST. HINDI PA KAMI SURE KUNG MANINIWALA KAMI SA KWENTO NI DULAY AT SA SINABI NG POKERS NYA.)

That is all for now.. We will continue chapter one of the galaxy's next top jedi after this.

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-Dr. Jonas Brothers

Stand Back Dudot, I'm Going Idiot!

After some introspection and prodding by a wi-fi stealing caveman from Capiz (yes Jorge your stealing wi-fi from Jesus.) I have decided to post  my own blog; aside from the satisfaction my fellow bloggers get from cyber whinning can provide.. And now its time to whine... Let's cyber! 

Lately, I have been so engrossed with George Lucas' multimedia, multi-million dollar cash cow we lovingly refer to as Star Wars. It started with a couple of comic books I got from book sale and within a few days I own a couple of novels and my office homepage is wookiepeedia.org. Yes my friends I am slowly turning into a warsie! Star Wars has gone way beyond the six movies we've all seen and loved. It grew its own expanded universe which I must say, is crazy huge! It currently spans 24 millenia of timelines plus an additional 130 years after return of the jedi. And aside from Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader, There are also OTHER lightsaber weilders! A whole academy and then some, with really cool names like Nomi Sunrider, Darth Plagueis and my personal favorite Kit Fisto (This will be my porn star name in the near future). No wonder fanboys of all shapes and sizes dream of being either sith or jedi. I would give both knee caps and my left butt cheek to swing them lightsabers as well as jedi mind trick my way into a quickie with Ann Hathaway (Ahh... the darkside...). 

After being awed out of my badoodles, I've decided to add my two cents to this ever expanding universe...

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away; It has been a week after the defeat of the Empire at the the Rebel Alliance. Peace has almost completely settled in the galaxy. It was a hard fight which was finally won. But not without a price, although peace has been attained, it most certainly has to be maintained. The Rebel Alliance( now the New Republic) need help. They turn to the only jedi master in the entire galaxy, Luke Skywalker, to once again form the jedi academy which will safeguard the peace they worked so hard to get. 

Master Skywalker accepted the task, but with limited time in his hands, he decides the best way to find other force sensitive beings in the shortest amount of time would be thru media.. Specifically, Galactic TV.  After a couple of meetings and (jedi mind tricks with key personalities in the network) the show was finally lauched with him as producer.. And so The search for "The Galaxy's Next Top Jedi" begins...