Mga Dapat na Malaman Tungkol kay Marco Dulay: Ang Pinaka Mainit na Tao sa Balat ng Lupa

Ito ay isang paglalahad ng mga bagay bagay na dapat niyong malaman tungkol sa kaastigang nag sa katawang tao na pinangalanang Marco Dulay... Ang Dakilang 100! (ayon sa pok pok) 

- Si Will De Vaughn ay KAMUKHA ni Dulay and not the other way around.

-Kinikilig si Piolo Pascual pagtinatawag siyang "Dulay".

-Si Dulay ang 3 in 1 plus 1.

-Paghumihinga si Dulay may lumalabas na usok, kasi "HOT" siya..

-Matigas si Dulay dahil pinaglihi siya sa bato.

-Gawa sa pawis ni Dulay ang sabaw ng balut.

-Si Dulay ang first crush ni Satanas.

-Si Dulay ang tunay na Matchete kasi gawa siya sa yantok.

-Si Dulay ang pinakaseksing lalaki ayon sa Saligang Batas.

-Laway ni Dulay ang nagpapaanghang sa hotsauce.

-Si Dulay ang sanhi ng global warming, at ang sagot sa El Nino.

-Pag nagkaanak si Vin Diesel kay Tinky-Winky... Si Dulay ang lalabas.

-Pag gumawa ng lumpia si Dulay, nirorolyo pa lang niya yung lumpia, luto na.

-Considered na "Delicacy" sa France at ibang bahagi ng Micronesia ang fungi sa katawan ni Dulay.

-Kinikilig si Vin Diesel pagtinawag siyang "Dulay".

-Lalagnatin ka pag tinignan ka ni Dulay, genital warts pag kumindat siya sa yo.

-Pag nag-asawa si Dulay dapat lalaki, kasi baka hindi kayanin ng babae ang pag-ibig niya.

-Pag nag-camping si Dulay, unan niya Baboy Ramo tapos kumot niya puno ng Acacia.

-Kay Dulay galing ang lahat ng asim, alat at anghang sa buong mundo.

-Kinikilig si Van Damme pag KASAMA niya si Dulay.

-Isang Beses kiniss ni Dulay ang picture ni Angelica Jones, wala pang limang minuto, nagliyab at nasunog ito.

-Si Dulay at ang Ibong Adarna ay iisa..

Maaring may alam din kayo tungkol sa awesomeness ni Dulay.. I-share nyo naman. Salamat!

(P.S. Salamat kay syd para sa ibang entry.)

God Bless the Man from Manila

Its sad to live in a world without francism... I can't believe he's dead. Wouldn't it be nice if everyone sang Kaleidoscope World together? Here's hoping and to help those who do want to sing along... 

So many faces, so many races
Different voices, different choices
Some are mad, while others laugh
Some live alone with no better half
Others grieve while others curse
And others mourn behind a big black hearse
Some are pure and some half-bred
Some are sober and some are wasted
Some are rich because of fate and
Some are poor with no food on their plate
Some stand out while others blend
Some are fat and stout while some are thin
Some are friends and some are foes
Some have some while some have most

Every color and every hue
Is represented by me and you
Take a slide in the slope
Take a look in the kaleidoscope
Spinnin' round, make it twirl
In this kaleidoscope world

Some are great and some are few
Others lie while some tell the truth
Some say poems and some do sing
Others sing through their guitar strings
Some know it all while some act dumb
Let the bassline strum to the bang of the drum
Some can swim while some will sink
And some will find their minds and think
Others walk while others run
You can't talk peace and have a gun
Some are hurt and start to cry
Don't ask me how don't ask me why
Some are friends and some are foes
Some have some while some have most

Every color and every hue
Is represented by me and you
Take a slide in the slope
Take a look in the kaleidoscope
Spinnin' round, make it twirl
In this kaleidoscope world


three stars and a sun forever...

Metric System for Stuff You Don't Usually Measure By Dr. Jonas Brothers

Thought for the Day: Pag may natitipuhan kang someone at ang age mo ay 18 or below... Tawag diyan "CRUSH". Pag "of legal age" ka na, tawag diyan "LUST".

I have had this idea going thru my head for sometime now. Sometimes questions like "Ganyan ka ba talaga ka gago?" or "Ano nanamang lebel ng kabaklaan yang kalokohan mo?" My metric system hopes to provide you with the answers to such questions in with more quantitative accuracy for a better grasp of inquired "kagaguhan", "kabaklaan", etc. I will also note that the units of measurement presented herewith havebeen customized to suit familiarity for my set of friends. If you have equivalents of such people in your barkada kindly replace these names with your counterparts.

GAYNESS:

2 BADING= 1 SYDRICKS

1000 SYDRICKS = 1 MEGASYDRICK

10000 MEGASYDRICKS = 1 RUSTOM

EVIL:

100 EVIL THOUGHTS = 1 TOMI

100 TOMIS = 1 CENTITOMI

JOLOGS:

1 BADUY = 1 JOLOGS

100 JOLOGS = 1 JORGE

1000 JORGES= 1 MEGAJORGE

TORPE:

5 TORPES = 1 FRANKLIN

10 FRANKLINS = 1 WESLEY

KAPAL NG MUKHA:

500 MM. = 1 MARK

EMONESS:

10 EMOS = 1 HUBS

10 HUBS = 100 CENTIHUBS

10000 CENTIHUBS = MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

HOTNESS:*

100 MACHO POINTS= 1 DULAY

-100 MACHO POINTS = 1 DULAY

(* UNDER CONTEST. HINDI PA KAMI SURE KUNG MANINIWALA KAMI SA KWENTO NI DULAY AT SA SINABI NG POKERS NYA.)

That is all for now.. We will continue chapter one of the galaxy's next top jedi after this.

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-Dr. Jonas Brothers

Stand Back Dudot, I'm Going Idiot!

After some introspection and prodding by a wi-fi stealing caveman from Capiz (yes Jorge your stealing wi-fi from Jesus.) I have decided to post  my own blog; aside from the satisfaction my fellow bloggers get from cyber whinning can provide.. And now its time to whine... Let's cyber! 

Lately, I have been so engrossed with George Lucas' multimedia, multi-million dollar cash cow we lovingly refer to as Star Wars. It started with a couple of comic books I got from book sale and within a few days I own a couple of novels and my office homepage is wookiepeedia.org. Yes my friends I am slowly turning into a warsie! Star Wars has gone way beyond the six movies we've all seen and loved. It grew its own expanded universe which I must say, is crazy huge! It currently spans 24 millenia of timelines plus an additional 130 years after return of the jedi. And aside from Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader, There are also OTHER lightsaber weilders! A whole academy and then some, with really cool names like Nomi Sunrider, Darth Plagueis and my personal favorite Kit Fisto (This will be my porn star name in the near future). No wonder fanboys of all shapes and sizes dream of being either sith or jedi. I would give both knee caps and my left butt cheek to swing them lightsabers as well as jedi mind trick my way into a quickie with Ann Hathaway (Ahh... the darkside...). 

After being awed out of my badoodles, I've decided to add my two cents to this ever expanding universe...

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away; It has been a week after the defeat of the Empire at the the Rebel Alliance. Peace has almost completely settled in the galaxy. It was a hard fight which was finally won. But not without a price, although peace has been attained, it most certainly has to be maintained. The Rebel Alliance( now the New Republic) need help. They turn to the only jedi master in the entire galaxy, Luke Skywalker, to once again form the jedi academy which will safeguard the peace they worked so hard to get. 

Master Skywalker accepted the task, but with limited time in his hands, he decides the best way to find other force sensitive beings in the shortest amount of time would be thru media.. Specifically, Galactic TV.  After a couple of meetings and (jedi mind tricks with key personalities in the network) the show was finally lauched with him as producer.. And so The search for "The Galaxy's Next Top Jedi" begins...